Bitten by Polymorphism

Architecture discussions can get ugly. I was participating in one when Brian suggested the domain name turdpolisher.com for our activities. A quick check on register.com showed that someone is actually holding that domain, although nothing resolves there. The polymorphism arose when we realized that register.com suggested some alternative domain names, including PolishedToes.com and PolishHeritage.org. *Sigh*